Stress Relief in a Duck? Meet Your New Anxiety Buddy

We all have those days. Work was chaos. The group chat left you on read. And now you’re staring at the ceiling asking, “What if ducks have feelings too?”

Enter the Existential Crisis Duck Night Light  your new squishy, glowy therapist.

This isn’t just a lamp. It’s a stress ball, a vibe-setter, and your little existential companion for when life feels… a lot.

Why It’s the Anxiety Duck of Your Dreams:

✔ Soft Silicone for Stress Squishing – Press, squeeze, punch (gently), and let the anxiety melt away.
✔ Calming Glow – Warm LED light that feels like a hug for your eyeballs.
✔ Judgment-Free Energy – The duck stares blankly into the void with you, no questions asked.
✔ Portable Chill – Rechargeable and ready to follow you from couch to bed.

📏 Specs for Calm Seekers:

Size: 10 cm – compact for desks, shelves, or bedside tables

Material: Soft silicone with a cozy LED core

Rechargeable via USB (no batteries needed)

🎯 Why You Need It:
Because sometimes, you don’t need advice. You need a cute duck who silently screams same energy at your 3 AM thoughts.

👉 Grab your Existential Crisis Duck Night Light today and turn your overthinking sessions into cozy therapy time.